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Shleemypants

Shleemypants is a powerful, fourth-dimensional Time Cop from the future who enforces the laws of time and reality. He looks like a floating, gelatinous creature and is essentially the multiverse’s highest-ranking "hall monitor."


Key Lore Aspects

  • Time Protection: He is a high-ranking official of the Fourth-Dimensional Time Police, tasked with fixing "time rifts" and stopping timeline splintering.

  • The Testicle Monsters: He belongs to a race of beings that resemble giant testicles, a visual gag highlighting their bizarre, hyper-advanced biology.

  • Reality Correction: He uses a "time crystal" staff to merge diverging timelines back into one, often by physically beating the people who caused the rift.

  • The Shleem: He is known for "shleeming" individuals who break time laws, which involves a gross, slimy process of neutralizing them.

  • Relationship with Rick: Unlike the President, Shleemypants actually intimidates Rick because his fourth-dimensional technology is one of the few things Rick can't easily outsmart.