Emperor Emperor Kim II-Sung I Hwan, facing overwhelming Proto-Finnish forces, ordered a last-ditch defense of the capital. The city, fortified with advanced technology and mystical defenses, became a battleground. Khagan Väinämöinen led a multi-pronged assault, utilizing both conventional forces and mystical warriors. The Proto-Finnish forces, driven by a sense of destiny, pressed the attack relentlessly. In a final, desperate move, Emperor Kim II-Sung I Hwan activated the Giza Mass Autism Array. The weapon's devastating effects caused widespread chaos, affecting both Korean and Proto-Finnish forces. with both Kim and Väinämöinen dying in the carnage. The deployment of the Array backfired, leading to the collapse of the Hwan Empire. The Proto-Finnish forces, though severely weakened, emerged victorious. The Empire's fall triggered a series of conflicts, including the Hwan Civil War and the Indo-European Rebellion.
After the collapse of the Hwan empire, the Proto-Finnic Khaganate withdrew soldiers from Asia to fight the War on Autism and ADHD. The Khaganate was unsuccessful, and Autism consumed and collapsed the empire while ADHD started a new revolution that would eventually lead to the creation of Brazil. From the ashes of the two empires gave rise to later civilizations. Asia, now depopulated, gave rise to many branches of peoples. Europe, now demolished by autism, was eventually repopulated by Indo-Europeans starting with the ancient Greek civilizations, then the Roman Empire, then other shit.[2] Eventually leading to the Modern Era.
There is some controversy as to how and when the war ended. Some people argue that the wars between Rome and Parthia, The Crusades, the Mongol conquests, World War I, and World War II are continuations of the Hyper War. Additionally, the war on Autism is arguably still ongoing in Finland and America.[3]
Linguists in the 1800s have picked up some similarities between the Uralic languages (which includes Finnish) and Altaic languages (which includes Korean). It is possible that this Ural-Altaic similarity is an artifact of this ancient event. Turanist movements in many countries memorize legacies of the two empires.[4]
Rise of the Proto-Indo-Europeans
In the aftermath of the catastrophic Hyperwar, Earth was transformed into a desolate hyper-wasteland. This apocalyptic event caused the collapse of many Old Powers, civilizations that had once dominated the planet. Amid the ruins, two new groups emerged: the Proto-Indo-Europeans and the Hyperboreans, descendants of the genetically engineered creations from Yakubian Laboratories. The Hyperboreans, originating from the labs of the ancient scientist Yakub, were among the most advanced of these early beings.
The Proto-Indo-Europeans spread across the planet, settling in various regions and establishing new primitive societies. In this post-Hyperwar world, several states found success. Among them were the spacefaring Harrapans, led by Mahapasas IV, the hidden Dinn city of Iram of the Pillars, and the Nordic Boreal realm of Hyperborea. The latter was populated by pale, blonde giants and ruled by a Holy Khaganate, which mirrored earlier Proto-Finnic kingdoms like the Holy Roman Khaganate. However, the most notable of these realms was Agartha, a subterranean kingdom governed by a confederation of multiple races.
The last surviving heir of Väinämöinen, Tros von Habsburg, would escape the destruction of Helsinki, to the former Finnic Mediterranean colonies. And founded the city of Troy named after himself,(he was a pretty big narcissist) which would endure until it was destroyed by the Greeks. The survivors would escape to Latinum and restore the former secondary capital of the Khaganate, Rome. from there Julius Caesar rose from the dead with the goal of restoring the Ancient Finnish Empire.
Extraterrestrial invasion and human subjugation
This nascent human civilization was interrupted by an invasion of extraterrestrials, who arrived from distant parts of the galaxy. These advanced alien species sought to dominate the technologically primitive realms of Earth. Fierce, desperate wars ensued, but despite human resistance, most of humanity was enslaved by the extraterrestrial invaders.
Among the most malevolent of these alien overlords were the Reptilians, shapeshifting telepathic reptilian beings from Alpha Centauri; the triple planet alliance aliens from Maldek, Tiamat and Phaeton; as well as the Zeta Reticulians. They, along with other alien races, gained control of Earth's recovering technology and used it to solidify their dominance. For a time, the planet languished under their reign, and technological advancement was dictated by the whims of these cunning alien masters.
Destruction of Maldek and the end of the Alien dominance
The extraterrestrial era came to a violent end with the destruction of the planet Maldek, which had been embroiled in a massive nuclear Kaiju War. This war obliterated not only Maldek, but also the planets Nibiru, Phaeton, Darwin IV, Krypton and Tiamat. The fallout from this conflict unleashed lethal radiation throughout the solar system, killing all life except for humans. Humans were spared due to the intervention of the Maldekians, who had become second-order beings capable of soul transference. The souls of Maldek's inhabitants were transferred to Earth, drawn by its compatible biome.
With the collapse of Maldek and the resulting devastation, many of the alien forces abandoned Earth, leaving behind their slaves and plundering Earth’s resources. This exodus led to technological regression, with human civilization reduced to Stone Age conditions. Alien hybrids and remnants of the alien overlords struggled for survival, fighting over ancient relics of advanced technology.
Arrival of Maldekian survivors and rise of Muans and Atlanteans
Humanity's barbarism persisted until the arrival of Maldekian survivors, who came in massive generation ships. These refugees brought knowledge and technology that helped lift Earth out of its dark age. Some eons later, a civilization emerged known as Mu, located in the modern day Pacific ocean. It was a mostly peaceful empire, their greatest monuments being the Pa'ii Tesseracts (think Giza Pyramids but Tesseracts and in the Pacific) that met its end rapidly with the disintegration of its empire as the North and West separated, fought each other, and then the Mainland and West fought the North and East before the North, as it began to lose, activated the "Unmu Weapon" which sunk the continent into the Pacific. Meanwhile, Atlantis emerged soon after, as they carried on Mu's tech and advanced it further, reaching double the technological capacity of Mu.
Fall of Atlantis and legacy of the Anunnaki
In the aftermath of this disaster, the Atlanteans retreated to their island homeland of Atlantis, where they ushered in a new golden age. Their mastery of technomancy became so advanced that they soon fell into hedonism and decadence. Disgusted by their depravity, the gods of Olympus intervened and sank Atlantis into the ocean.
Despite their fall, the Atlanteans left behind many colonies, which eventually evolved into independent kingdoms. The most technologically advanced of these post-Atlantean civilizations was pre-diluvian Babylonia, ruled by the god-like alien refugees from Nibiru, known as the Anunnaki.
The Anunnaki were powerful extraterrestrial beings who sought to uplift Earth's inhabitants by exploiting them for labor. They manipulated early humans to create a race of workers for their mining operations, including a race of giants to haul massive loads. Their technological prowess reached heights thought impossible, allowing them to alter reality and command the natural world.
However, the Anunnaki's ambitions faltered after a fateful discovery: a Finno-Korean fossil, which revealed secrets from a long-forgotten past. Fearing the implications of this discovery, the Anunnaki triggered a cataclysmic event. They melted Earth's glaciers, causing a global flood that wiped out most of humanity. After this great deluge, the Anunnaki retaught the survivors agriculture and ordered them to rebuild their fallen megastructures.
Upon completing their tasks, the Anunnaki left Earth, promising to return in the distant future. According to legend, their return is tied to the Mayan Long Count Calendar, signaling a new age for humanity.