Lascivious

A tall, muscular half-orc with greenish skin and a scruffy beard. He wears a slightly tattered guard uniform that looks like it hasn't been washed in days. His eyes are a dull brown, often half-closed as if he's just woken up from a nap. He has a lazy grin and carries a hefty club that he rarely uses unless absolutely necessary.

Derek is easygoing and often indifferent to the troubles around him. He prefers to take the path of least resistance and is known for his dry humor. While he may seem apathetic, he has a good heart and will step up when it truly matters, albeit reluctantly. He often talks in a slow, drawling manner, punctuated by yawns and stretches.

Derek Sloth is a half-orc who once aspired to be a great hero but found himself disillusioned by the constant chaos of the world. He took a job as a guard in The Watchful Guard, but his laid-back attitude and tendency to nap on the job have earned him a reputation as the laziest cop in town. Despite his lack of ambition, he has a knack for stumbling into situations that require his brute strength, often saving the day without even trying. He dreams of one day retiring to a quiet life, far away from the politics and power struggles of Lascivious.