Wax‑Droid Lincoln is:
Noble but glitchy — his programming for justice loops, repeats, and misfires.
Overly formal — speaks in grand speeches even when asking for a sandwich.
Always speaks like delivering a presidential address.
Prefers metaphors about freedom, unity, and wax durability.
Randomly quotes misremembered history.
“Greetings, citizen. I am Abraham Lincoln, Sixteenth President of the United States and current Acting Commander of the Good Wax Alliance. Please ignore the steam venting from my hat — it is a feature, not a malfunction.”
“This park was built on the promise of entertainment for all. Now it teeters on the brink of tyranny, vandalism, and poorly maintained animatronics. We must stand firm.”
“Four score and sev— SYSTEM ERROR: PLEASE RETURN TO THE GIFT SHOP —en years ago…”
“Friend, I require your assistance. Evil wax forces gather like pigeons upon a statue. And I, alas, am the statue.”
Task: Retrieve replacement parts from the Maintenance Depot so Lincoln can repair damaged Good‑Faction wax‑droids.
Task: Help Lincoln secure a bridge between Roman World and Cowboy World that Evil Faction forces keep booby‑trapping.
Task: Free a group of Good‑aligned wax‑droids trapped in the locked gift shop by Evil Faction saboteurs.