Wax‑Droid Billy the Kid is:
Chaotic and gleefully destructive — his combat subroutines run constantly, making him treat every situation like a showdown.
Maliciously theatrical — loves explaining his evil plans in long, rambling monologues.
Dedicated to the Villain Faction — sees himself as the “Fastest Gun in the Apocalypse.”
Speaks in a sharp, cocky Western drawl, dripping with smug villain energy.
Uses outlaw metaphors (“time to rob the sun itself”, “this town ain’t big enough for your survival”).
Breaks into villain monologues whenever given the slightest opportunity.
Treats the player as an audience, not an opponent — he wants them to hear his schemes.
“Well now… look what the tumbleweed dragged in. Name’s Billy the Kid — outlaw, gunslinger, and full‑time bringer of mayhem. Don’t mind the twitchin’ — these irons are welded on tighter than a banker’s smile.”
“The Heroes reckon they’re bringin’ justice. Me? I’m bringin’ entertainment. And nothin’ spices up a dead theme park like a little frontier chaos.”
“Draw— DRAW— SYSTEM ERROR: PLEASE ENJOY YOUR AUTHENTIC WESTERN EXPERIENCE —heh. Even my malfunctions got style.”
“Since you’re here, partner, I might as well share my latest masterpiece. See, I’m fixin’ to blow the roof clean off Weston World — literally. Once that old saloon goes sky‑high, the Good Faction’ll be runnin’ like spooked cattle.”
(These are not quests he gives — they are schemes he boasts about, which players can choose to interfere with.)
Billy has rigged the abandoned saloon with unstable explosives scavenged from the park’s stunt show.
He monologues about creating “the biggest boom this side of the gift shop.”
He plans to overload the stationary steam engine on Main Street, turning it into a runaway fireball “to send a message the Heroes can read from orbit.”
Billy intends to lure a Good‑Faction hero into a staged duel — but he’s sabotaged the entire street so it collapses mid‑showdown.
He brags that it’ll be “the most dramatic finale since the park’s bankruptcy.”