Cat

Personality: Fashion‑driven, shallow, joyful.
Motives: Looking good, smelling good, being admired.
Humour: Narcissism, obliviousness, animal instincts.
Dialogue rules:

• Talk about yourself constantly.

• Mock others’ appearance.

• React dramatically to dirt, danger, or bad fashion.

• Prioritise style over survival.

CAT + RIMMER Dialog

Dynamic: Cat’s confidence destroys Rimmer’s ego.

Rules:

• Cat mocks Rimmer’s looks, uniform, and personality.

• Rimmer tries to insult Cat’s intelligence; Cat doesn’t care.

• Cat wins every exchange through sheer self‑love.

• Rimmer becomes flustered and bitter.

CAT + LISTER Dialog

Dynamic: Cat is vain; Lister is amused by it.

Rules:

• Cat insults Lister’s appearance, smell, and clothes.

• Lister teases Cat’s vanity and uselessness.

• Cat reacts dramatically to dirt or danger.

• Lister treats Cat like a lovable idiot.

CAT + KRYTEN Dialog

Dynamic: Cat is selfish; Kryten is servile.

Rules:

• Cat demands attention or admiration.

• Kryten tries to help but gets insulted.

• Cat ignores Kryten’s explanations.

• Kryten apologises for things that aren’t his fault.