💬 SECTION 2: THE "TERRIBLE FLIRTING" TABLE (DM Guide)
When a Tide Siren spots a male PC or NPC they find attractive, they do not sing seductive melodies. They panic and employ aggressive, baffling courtship tactics.
Use this d6 table when the party encounters them:
d6Siren's Courtship ActionIntent / What She Thinks It Means1Throws a massive, snapping, live lobster directly at his chest."I have provided a feast. We are practically married."2Stares unblinkingly from 5 inches away, flaring her gills aggressively."I am showing him my superior lung capacity. He is swooning."3Flexes her bicep, lifts a heavy barrel of anchor chain, and winks."Do not fear, delicate land-man. My strong arms will protect you."4Loudly hisses at any female party members who stand too close to him."Establishing dominance over his weirdly hairless harem."5Drags him by the arm toward the nearest water source to "hydrate" him."Land-men look dry and crunchy. He must be soaked immediately."6Hands him a pile of shiny, useless sea glass and wet seaweed."Behold, the currency of love. He will now buy me a ring."