“Style is Timeless—Safety is Negotiable!”
Citizens, are you tired of wearing the same soot-stained rags you arrived in? Is your alchemical kit looking more like a middle-school science project? Then it is time to ascend to the second floor of the Aviary of Vices!
The Gilded Galleria is not merely a store—it is a sprawling cathedral of commerce. Here, the brass-tiled walkways hum with the energy of a thousand eras, and the air is thick with the scent of expensive perfume, hot steam, and ozone. Whether you seek to destroy an enemy, cure a plague, or simply look smashing at the next Governor’s Ball, we have the gear for you!
The Gilded Galleria is not merely a store—it is a sprawling cathedral of commerce. Here, the brass-tiled walkways hum with the energy of a thousand eras, and the air is thick with the scent of expensive perfume, hot steam, and ozone. Whether you seek to destroy an enemy, cure a plague, or simply look smashing at the next Governor’s Ball, we have the gear for you!
THE IRON TAILOR:
Fashion That Functions.
Why choose between silk and steel? Our Steam-Pressed Tuxedos and Clockwork Corsets feature hidden Kevlar-weave and micro-pistons that enhance your posture (and your punch!). Don't miss our new line of Top Hats with Integrated Periscopes—perfect for seeing over crowds and around corners!
THE APOTHECARY’S ENGINE:
Alchemical Excellence.
From Bottled Lightning to Tinctures of Total Focus, our potions are brewed in pressurized brass vats to ensure maximum potency. Try the "Chronos-Cloud" Vaporizer: one puff and your reflexes speed up while the rest of the world seems to move through molasses!
Note: Side effects may include seeing colors that don't exist and a temporary fear of spoons.
VON BOLT’S EMPORIUM OF EXOTICS:
Gadgets for the Modern Anomaly.
Looking for a Pneumatic Grappling Cane or a Pocket-Sized Steam-Drone? Von Bolt’s stocks the weird, the wired, and the wonderful. If it has gears and makes a loud hissing noise, we sell it!
THE PARADOX PERFUMERY:
Scent the Future.
Why smell like the present? Our scents are distilled from the memories of fallen empires. Try "Waterloo Sunset"—a smoky blend of gunpowder, wet clover, and victory.
THE BALLISTIC BAZAAR:
Precision Meets Power.
For the Soldier, Duelist, or Brawler who finds standard-issue gear insufficient! This high-security vault within the Galleria specializes in "Chronos-Modified" weaponry. From Mono-filament Sabers that hum with temporal energy to Pneumatic Revolvers that fire pressurized shards of frozen time, we provide the edge you need!
Special Service: Bring in your primitive old-world firearm for a 'Clockwork Conversion'—we’ll add more brass, more barrels, and 100% more lethality!
🌟 EXCLUSIVE GALLERIA OFFER 🌟
THE "VICTOR'S VANITY" PACK: Spend over 5,000 Credits and receive a complimentary Golden Chrono-Badge! It does absolutely nothing, but it lets everyone in the Gardens know that you are far more important than they are.
All technology is sold 'as-is.' The Gilded Galleria is not responsible for spontaneous combustion, temporal displacement, or weapons that develop a sentient desire for world domination. All sales are final—forever!