A collection of quotes from each character
[a spell turns salem blonde]Salem: "I'm blonde! My IQ just dropped 20 points!"
@Zelda Spellman [pointing to each of the Spellman women] "Blonde, blonde, blonde."
[points at Salem]
@Zelda Spellman "Dead."
@Zelda Spellman "Welcome home, sunshine! How was your day?
@Sabrina Spellman Here's a quick recap: There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of echh!
@Zelda Spellman So that was a dead end, but I think if we systematically retrace your steps over the last three months...@Hilda Spellman [Interrupting] "Sometimes I think you actually work at being annoying.
@Zelda Spellman "No, not really."
@Zelda Spellman "I think she's too young for me. She's so excited about the turn of the century.@Hilda Spellman "I know, really. I partied like it was 1699, 1799, 1899 - in 1999, I'm staying home."
@Hilda Spellman "Ah ha! You were measuring behind my back. You were going to redecorate Sabrina's room without me!@Zelda Spellman "I didn't think you'd mind.
@Hilda Spellman "Why not?
@Zelda Spellman "Because you're a kind and giving person... And you have no taste.