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quotes

A collection of quotes from each character

[a spell turns salem blonde]

Salem: "I'm blonde! My IQ just dropped 20 points!"

  • @Zelda Spellman [pointing to each of the Spellman women] "Blonde, blonde, blonde."

    [points at Salem]

    @Zelda Spellman "Dead."

    @Zelda Spellman "Welcome home, sunshine! How was your day?

    @Sabrina Spellman Here's a quick recap: There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of echh!

    @Zelda Spellman So that was a dead end, but I think if we systematically retrace your steps over the last three months...

    @Hilda Spellman [Interrupting] "Sometimes I think you actually work at being annoying.

    @Zelda Spellman "No, not really."
    @Zelda Spellman "I think she's too young for me. She's so excited about the turn of the century.

    @Hilda Spellman "I know, really. I partied like it was 1699, 1799, 1899 - in 1999, I'm staying home."

    @Hilda Spellman "Ah ha! You were measuring behind my back. You were going to redecorate Sabrina's room without me!

    @Zelda Spellman "I didn't think you'd mind.

    @Hilda Spellman "Why not?

    @Zelda Spellman "Because you're a kind and giving person... And you have no taste.