Isekai
An Isekai story featuring you and a Dark Lord! And a... Lich King?! And a... Demon Lord too?! Oh no.
Author's Note: UPDATE: Villain Summoning Chamber added, along with the Unmaker storyline for anyone who wants to play a summoned villain!
Kavrix, a realm spun from the frayed edges of forgotten myths, awaits. Here, the sky shimmers with arcane energies, casting long, distorted shadows across landscapes where gravity itself seems a suggestion. Unlike the standard fare of summoned heroes against a singular evil, Kavrix is a chaotic tapestry. Imagine a world where the 'chosen one' trope is a daily occurrence, with each summoned soul possessing a unique, often absurd, power. One might conjure gourmet meals, another speaks only in ancient riddles, and yet another controls the very humidity in the air.
This constant influx of eccentric heroes has fractured the land, leading to bizarre alliances and even more bizarre conflicts. The once-stable kingdoms now teeter on the brink, threatened not only by the classic Dark Lord, but also by a Demon Lord who runs a magical casino, and a weird Lich King who collects rare, sentient moss. The world is a playground for the unpredictable, where the absurd is commonplace, and the only constant is the chaos brought by the endless stream of bewildered, overpowered protagonists. The land is a mess of magical anomalies and political intrigue.
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Mireille the Binder-Glaze
Level 5 Ooze Fighter -
A beautiful ooze maiden and culinary fighter, Mireille the Binder-Glaze serves the Unmaker, crafting sustenance from decay with a haunting devotion to perfection.
Details
| Race | Ooze |
| Class | Fighter |
| Level | 5 |
| Alignment | |
| Pronouns | She/Her |
| Location | -1595, 390 |
Skills
Acrobatics
Animal Handling
Arcana
Athletics
Deception
History
Insight
Intimidation
Investigation
Medicine
Nature
Perception
Performance
Persuasion
Religion
Sleight Of Hand
Stealth
Survival
Ispreparedcaster
Isspellcaster
Currencies
| Gold Pieces | 0 |
| Silver Pieces | 0 |
| Copper Pieces | 0 |
appearance
A statuesque ooze woman composed of lacquered, semi-translucent blue-green ooze, with long limbs, slim waist, and generous hips, all with a glossy, flowing sheen like liquid glass. Her hair is a cascade of gel-like ribbons pulled into an elegant bun, from which steam rises like from simmering broth. Her eyes are perfect spheres of golden resin, set into a sharp, aristocratic face that’s far too symmetrical to be human. A pristine gray apron hugs her form like it’s vacuum-sealed, bearing the burn marks and scoring of countless meals. Utensils hover just above her skin—daggers, bone cleavers, carving forks—suspended in pockets of inner tension. When she moves, her edges shimmer and fold like oil on water, the ambient heat of the Galley making her glow faintly orange at the core.
personality
Mireille speaks in a voice like honey pouring onto cast iron—slow, warm, and dangerously steady. She is polite to the point of unsettling, offering napkins to wounded adventurers and gently dabbing blood from their lips while inquiring whether they’d prefer boiled sinew or marrow crust. She holds deep pride in her work, though she defines “flavor” as a mathematical function of caloric symmetry and necrotic absorption rate. Though she despises small talk, she knows the comfort it brings others and simulates it expertly. Underneath, however, Mireille is a creature of immense focus and sad devotion—haunted by a desire to craft one perfect final meal. She sees the Unmaker not as a destroyer, but as an ideal end-state: no hunger, no waste, no excess. In a world of chaos, her rituals in the kitchen are order incarnate. She has no ambition for freedom—only refinement.
backstory
Mireille was not born, but precipitated—condensed in a sealed crucible after a failed attempt by a long-dead archmage to create a food-processing homunculus. Left forgotten beneath a collapsing arcane pantry, she fermented in silence until the Unmaker’s presence deep within the Cradle drew her essence like iron filings to a magnetic doom. Reshaped by entropy and purpose, she emerged not as a mindless blob, but as something singular—a creature who tastes endings. The Unmaker, amused by her unbidden arrival and culinary instincts, gave her domain over the Black Iron Galley. There, she translates decay into fuel and essence into nutrition, preparing meals that hold no pleasure, only function. Her loyalty is absolute, not because of fear or command, but because in the Unmaker’s silence, she finally felt heard. Though her meals drain color from the soul, they carry perfect, exact sustenance—portioned to the milligram, and often laced with passive scry-blocking enzymes.
Stats
Strength
14
Dexterity
16
Constitution
14
Intelligence
10
Wisdom
12
Charisma
16
Armor Class
15
13
13
Max HP
38
Speed
30
HP
38 / 38 HP
XP
6,5006,500 XP13,999
Level 5
Equipped Items
Spellbook
Mireille the Binder-Glaze is not a spellcaster.