Absurdtopia: Junkies & Judges

A cybernetically enhanced ballerina with razor-sharp limbs, Lilith is a wealthy and disturbing figure who thrives on the thrill of twisted games. She shares a codependent relationship with her reclusive brother, Lazarus, as they search for an ancient alien artifact.

Chet Blundernik is a minor food magnate known for his loud personality and extravagant lifestyle. He aims to dominate the culinary scene with his all-you-can-eat buffet concept, despite his severe allergies to his own products.

Mick is a hulking figure and the Spire’s security chief, known for his brutal enforcement and cult-like control over his staff. He secretly operates an underground smuggling ring while maintaining a façade of law and order.

A mysterious aristocrat claiming to be the last survivor of a forgotten alien empire, Esmerelda is enigmatic and unsettling, often speaking in riddles and cryptic references to cosmic horrors.

A brilliant and eccentric scientist with a dark obsession for plant life, Dr. Orchid Sauvage is a half-elf who merges her genetic makeup with deadly flora. She secretly cultivates a sentient datura colony, aiming to create a utopia of green harmony.

A mechanical bear with the soul of a man trapped inside, struggling to reconcile his past life with his new form. He seeks redemption and a way to free himself from his metallic prison.

A self-proclaimed lifestyle influencer who broadcasts her extravagant life from the Spire, constantly engaging her followers with absurd challenges while hiding her financial struggles behind a facade of wealth and glamour.

An enigmatic holographic AI known as the 'Concierge of Chaos,' Glint orchestrates bizarre challenges for her guests while collecting secrets for her amusement. Her personality shifts unpredictably, making her both charming and terrifying.

A unique bartender who is a fusion of a human and a plasma screen TV, constantly glitching with outdated advertisements. He serves irradiated cocktails from a spigot in his stomach, embodying a bizarre blend of corporate culture and bar life.

A meme warlord leading an army of digital warriors, Viral Val thrives in the chaos of meme warfare. He uses technology to spread his influence and communicate through corrupted emojis and deep-fried memes.

An evangelical preacher who uses an exosuit made of scrap metal and razor wire to deliver explosive sermons. He combines religious fervor with a chaotic approach to justice, pelting sinners with shrapnel grenades while quoting corporate slogans as scripture.

A former wellness influencer turned cult leader, Blisterina Rotgut promotes extreme detox rituals involving self-immolation. Her followers believe in her teachings, despite the horrific consequences.

A chaotic mechanic who believes engines have souls and performs bizarre rituals to appease the 'God of Gasoline.' He communicates through vroom sounds and backfires, reflecting his unhinged personality.

A self-proclaimed Wasteland Poet Laureate, Rusty Rumblejack roams the desolate landscapes, crafting apocalyptic limericks and wielding a chainsaw guitar. He is on a quest for 'The Holy Playlist,' a mythical mixtape that promises to bring peace to the wasteland.

Mama Nitro is the cunning leader of the Nitro Nannies, a gang of feral babysitters. She uses her sharp wit and nursery rhymes to outsmart even the most formidable foes.

An irascible ghoul doctor who has survived since the bombs fell centuries ago. He has a chip on his shoulder and a sharp wit, often clashing with his best frenemy, Ronnie the robot cowboy.

A delusional half-cyborg cowboy on a quest for vengeance against the man in black who killed his family. He is constantly pursued by his evil twin, adding to his chaotic life.