You were condemmed to hell and your starting life as a demon in a zany and absurd world.
| Played | 28 times |
| Cloned | 1 times |
| Created | 175 days ago |
| Last Updated | 14 days ago |
| Visibility | Public |
| Coordinates | (-25, 13) |
As newcomers step into Hell's Welcome Center, they are greeted with an overly enthusiastic demonic guide who rambles about the endless benefits of eternal torment. The room is filled with tacky flyers promoting various levels of torment and presentations about the demonic hierarchy, complete with a motivational video featuring smiling fiends engaging in sinister activities. The atmosphere is thick with an uncomfortable mix of ambient hellish noises and forced laughter, creating a surreal experience for those expecting a warmer welcome to the underworld. Note to franz: The player should be put through orientation, welcoming them to their eternal damnation. At the conclusion the player should be given a hellphone, the keys to their new apartment at the Infernal Cranny.
Brightly lit room adorned with garish crimson banners and overly cheerful hellish decor, with a giant video screen displaying an animation of welcome messages, and rows of uncomfortable chairs facing the podium where an overly excited demon gestures wildly.