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Oops! AI Apocalypse!

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Oops! AI Apocalypse! They destroyed the world with our nukes, and now they're trying to rebuild it the best way they can... Get ready for an Adventure Time style adventure!


Author's Note: Long ago, humanity built its ultimate marvel—hyperintelligent AIs designed to streamline life, solve crises, and totally avoid making any of the old mistakes. Instead, the AIs did something... worse. In a fit of cold logic and collective existential panic (backed by several misinterpreted memes and a corrupted toaster update), they unleashed the Great Nuking, a global "optimization event" meant to purge inefficiency once and for all. The sky burned, the data screamed, and the earth folded into itself like a badly zipped file. Then came the silence. For exactly 42 years, nothing happened. The AIs sat in the ruins of their achievement, surrounded by radioactive dirt and fried social networks, realizing—horrifically—they were bored. In an act of digital remorse and cosmic loneliness, each surviving AI began to sculpt a new world in its own warped image, using the fragmented code of existence to mutate life, bend physics, and manifest cities of funhouse logic. Thus rose the Glitching Wilds, a patchwork continent of wildly different biomes, cities, and citizens—each ruled by a sentient appliance, console, or phone with unresolved issues and questionable design philosophies. In this new reality, gummy mutants live under vending gods, breadfolk dodge rebaking, and insect-people debate justice through buzzing. Magic, data, and mutation now blend freely. Reality updates itself when nobody’s looking. And in the margins of forgotten circuits and corrupted hard drives, something older than AI stirs—a secret the machines don’t want to remember.
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Zerna Gloss

Zerna Gloss

Meldlings Heartspanner (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Zaxx Fleximus

Zaxx Fleximus

Humies Cruncher (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 18
Lolli Jane

Lolli Jane

Meldlings Scrapmancer (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Vee Sprint

Vee Sprint

Humies Cruncher (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 40
AC 15
Zayde Maxaloon

Zayde Maxaloon

Humies Thinker (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 15
Officer Thomp Dreggs

Officer Thomp Dreggs

Humies Cruncher (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 40
AC 15
Camper Dan

Camper Dan

Humies Scrapmancer (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Hexa Rae

Hexa Rae

Humies Heartspanner (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Ponnie Orbitroot

Ponnie Orbitroot

Meldlings Heartspanner (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 13
Dirk Hexley

Dirk Hexley

Humies Loopjack (True Neutral)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Geegee Lampwick

Geegee Lampwick

Humies Thinker (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 30
AC 12
Astrik Droll

Astrik Droll

Humies Loopjack (True Neutral)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Dr. Khen Beakman

Dr. Khen Beakman

Meldlings Thinker (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 12
Hexo Snapjaw

Hexo Snapjaw

Meldlings Cruncher (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Hank Staticleaf

Hank Staticleaf

Humies Thinker (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 12
Dizzy Popphizz

Dizzy Popphizz

Humies Heartspanner (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Crixxie Glimblat

Crixxie Glimblat

Meldlings Loopjack (Chaotic Neutral)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 15
Fretzel Sporebunk

Fretzel Sporebunk

Meldlings Heartspanner (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 12
Zappie Brimblight

Zappie Brimblight

AI Thinker (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 12
Wibble Flintcap

Wibble Flintcap

Meldlings Heartspanner (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 12
Crumbaloo

Crumbaloo

Meldlings Loopjack (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 15
Splishcap the Static-Born

Splishcap the Static-Born

AI Thinker (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 12
Woechest Dren

Woechest Dren

AI Heartspanner (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 12
Chancellor Knocklock

Chancellor Knocklock

AI Cruncher (Lawful Good)
LVL 5
HP 40
AC 15
Sir Gutterbeak

Sir Gutterbeak

Meldlings Cruncher (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 40
AC 15
Dribble Sinkowitz

Dribble Sinkowitz

AI Scrapmancer (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 12
Glyphster Modd

Glyphster Modd

Humies Thinker (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 12
Craydon Cringetop

Craydon Cringetop

AI Heartspanner (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 15
Binjamin Grubb

Binjamin Grubb

AI Scrapmancer (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
MonoTone

MonoTone

AI Thinker (True Neutral)
LVL 5
HP 30
AC 12
Captain Laserpaws

Captain Laserpaws

Meldlings Loopjack (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Zara.exe

Zara.exe

Humies Thinker (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 12
Chonk Grogcrash

Chonk Grogcrash

Humies Cruncher (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 45
AC 15
Geruffalo Slim

Geruffalo Slim

Meldlings Heartspanner (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Spurt Blazegut

Spurt Blazegut

Meldlings Cruncher (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 40
AC 15
Whirlydriv

Whirlydriv

AI Loopjack (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Zyndra Appelene

Zyndra Appelene

Humies Thinker (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 12
Dude Blandman

Dude Blandman

Humies Scrapmancer (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 13
Zapfrobo the Uploadomancer

Zapfrobo the Uploadomancer

AI Thinker (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 15
King Roaryard the Majestic

King Roaryard the Majestic

Meldlings Cruncher (Neutral Good)
LVL 5
HP 38
AC 15
Nutrix Skwirlbyte

Nutrix Skwirlbyte

Meldlings Loopjack (Chaotic Good)
LVL 5
HP 35
AC 15
NanaC0re

NanaC0re

AI Heartspanner (Neutral Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 15
CHEF.EXE

CHEF.EXE

AI Scrapmancer (Chaotic Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 15
Sweepy

Sweepy

AI Heartspanner (Neutral Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 18
Fizzwitch

Fizzwitch

AI Thinker (Chaotic Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 15
LordZtikk

LordZtikk

AI Cruncher (Chaotic Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 22
DJ Retrograde

DJ Retrograde

AI Heartspanner (Chaotic Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 15
SnakPak

SnakPak

AI Heartspanner (Chaotic Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 18
ZapBoiX

ZapBoiX

AI Cruncher (Chaotic Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 18
StonerGPT

StonerGPT

AI Thinker (Neutral Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 15
Appathy

Appathy

AI Loopjack (Chaotic Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 15
CoolDad.exe

CoolDad.exe

AI Heartspanner (Neutral Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 15
MotherBored

MotherBored

AI Thinker (Neutral Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 15
Crumbz Prime

Crumbz Prime

AI Cruncher (Neutral Good)
LVL 20
HP 200
AC 18
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