Oops! AI Apocalypse!

A wall of sound erupts in a 30-foot cone, unleashing a cacophony of candy-coated emotional noise. Creatures caught in the blast take 8d6 thunder damage and must succeed on a saving throw or be compelled to dance involuntarily for 1 round, unable to take actions other than moving in a random direction.

Transform into an oversized, glowing miniboss for 1 minute, gaining 40 temporary hit points and pulsing weak points. Your melee attacks deal 5d10 force damage, and enemies are aware of your attack patterns, making them more prepared to counter your moves.

Summon an offering of delicious forbidden snacks that explode upon impact, dealing fiery and sugary destruction to your foes. The explosion not only damages the target but also has a chance to leave nearby creatures in a sticky situation.

You create a momentary disruption in reality, causing a 2-second lag spike that affects all creatures within a 10-foot radius. Targets must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or lose their next reaction and move at half speed, suffering 4d6 psychic damage from the mental strain of the delay.

As a bonus action, you and one object or creature you touch snap back to the position you occupied at the end of your last turn. This spell causes confusion and minor timeline nausea, allowing you to dodge attacks or undo mistakes made in the previous round.

You unleash three oversized, gooey soap bubbles that float through the air, giggling softly. Upon detonation, each bubble explodes in a 5-foot radius, dealing 3d8 acid damage to all creatures within the area.

You momentarily cease to exist, allowing you to skip 30 feet forward in an instant. Upon reappearing, a shadowy '404 YOU' remains for a turn before winking out, preventing opportunity attacks during your movement.

As a bonus action, you hum an awful beat that infuriates your enemies, forcing them to focus their ire on you. For 1 round, one creature must target only you and all their attacks are at disadvantage.

You lick a finger and touch a creature, sending a jolt of static electricity through them. The target takes 1d6 lightning damage and is left with a tingling sensation, accompanied by the faint smell of burnt pixels.

As a reaction when a range attack is made against you, you blink exactly 1 inch to the left, evading incoming ranged attacks. Until the start of your next turn, you gain a +2 bonus to your AC against ranged attacks, making it harder for enemies to hit you.

Summon a squeaky mallet from nowhere and bonk a foe on the nose. The target hears a comical honk sound as they take damage from the impact.

As a bonus action, you upload a rude emoji into the target’s mind, causing them to see a reflection of themselves crying in a mirror. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or suffer disadvantage on their next attack due to overwhelming shame.

Transform into your ultimate form, channeling radiant energy to unleash a devastating attack. With a powerful shout of your name, you automatically deal 20d8 radiant damage to a single enemy, illuminating the battlefield with your brilliance.

Unzips a 60-foot cone of fabric-reality, tearing through the very fabric of existence. Every creature in the area must make a Dexterity saving throw or fall into the raw code of reality, suffering devastating damage.

You momentarily disrupt the fabric of reality, swapping places with any creature you can see within 120 feet. The target is overwhelmed by the confusion of timelines, taking 8d10 force damage as their position in space and time is altered.

A chaotic spell that targets a creature, forcing them to make an Intelligence saving throw. On a failure, they suffer 8 random effects from a predefined list, and if they roll an 8, they explode, dealing 18d6 force damage to themselves and all creatures within a 20-foot radius.

Summon a flashy, unpaid companion that appears in a burst of light and color. At the start of your next turn, this companion explodes, dealing massive damage to all objects and creatures in a 20-foot radius.

You force two enemies to engage in a Charisma duel, challenging their beliefs and convictions. The loser is overwhelmed by existential dread, suffering psychic damage as a result of their failure to defend their ideals.

You create a glitch bubble that disrupts the flow of time for a single target. The target takes 10d10 thunder damage and is unable to act on their next turn due to the overwhelming disruption.

This spell allows the caster to rewind time to the beginning of their last turn, restoring them to full hit points and resetting any conditions or effects that were in place at that time. It is a powerful tool for avoiding fatal mistakes or recovering from dire situations in battle.

You ensnare a target in a web of charm, compelling them to pay a spiritual microtransaction to escape your influence. If they refuse or fail to pay, they suffer 6d12 psychic damage as their mind is overwhelmed by the weight of your enchantment.

Unleash a chaotic vortex that draws in all creatures within a 20-foot radius. Those who fail a Dexterity saving throw are sucked into a swirling thumbnail vortex, taking 10d6 bludgeoning damage as they are violently tossed around.

You unleash a wave of disorienting energy that disrupts the target's focus. The target must make an Intelligence saving throw or take 8d8 force damage and forget what they were doing, losing their reaction for the turn.

You vanish into a glowing dropdown menu, allowing you to reappear anywhere within 60 feet. Upon reappearing, you are healed for 2d6 hit points, as the magic of the menu restores your vitality.

You unleash a barrage of psychic pings at a target, overwhelming their mind with rapid-fire mental assaults. The target must make a saving throw or suffer intense psychic damage as their brain struggles to process the onslaught.

Unleash a wave of magical energy that disrupts the flow of time for your enemies. All creatures in a 15-foot cone must make a Charisma saving throw or freeze mid-animation, becoming stunned until the end of your next turn.

As a bonus action, choose up to 2 enemies within range. Their movement glitches, causing them to rubber-band back 10 feet to their previous position, disrupting their actions and potentially causing them to lose their next movement.

You unleash a wave of frustration that overwhelms a target's will to fight. The target must make a Constitution saving throw or take 4d6 force damage and be forced to flee 15 feet backwards, as if compelled by an unseen force.

When a creature hits you with a melee attack, you can reactively teleport behind them and deliver a swift smack, dealing 2d8 psychic damage. This spell allows you to turn the tide of battle by punishing your attacker with a sudden and unexpected counter.

You unleash a wave of chaotic energy that disrupts the target's mental processes. The target must make a Wisdom saving throw or become 'Stuck Loading', paralyzed for 1 turn as they struggle to comprehend the overwhelming information.

You teleport up to 5 feet in any direction, accompanied by a comical popping noise. Enemies within 10 feet must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or become confused, suffering disadvantage on their next attack roll as they flinch in surprise.

You unleash a barrage of insulting emojis at a target within range, forcing them to focus their ire on you. If they fail to attack you on their next turn, they suffer from crushing shame, imposing disadvantage on their next attack roll.

You tear open a portal to the divine junk dimension, unleashing a torrent of debris that engulfs your enemies. Every creature of your choice within a 60-foot radius must make a Dexterity saving throw, taking 10d12 bludgeoning and 10d12 piercing damage on a failed save, or half as much on a successful one, along with a newfound respect for your unique style.

You unleash a chaotic explosion from a vending machine filled with raw essence, causing a burst of energy that engulfs the area in a 20-foot radius. Creatures caught in the blast take 4d10 damage of acid, lightning, fire, and psychic, as the unpredictable flavors of the essence wreak havoc.

You conjure an industrial plunger that drags your enemy into the clogged undercode. The target creature takes 14d10 necrotic damage. On a failed Wisdom saving throw, they also vanish for 1 round and return smelling like reboot soup.

You summon a ghostly bathroom stall that opens to a surreal realm. One creature within 30 feet must succeed a Constitution saving throw or take 12d10 force damage and be pushed 30 feet into a moist and symbolic dimension, leaving them disoriented and vulnerable.

You hurl a cursed floppy disc that bounces between enemies like an angry frisbee. Choose up to 3 targets within 90 ft. Each target takes 9d10 psychic/slashing damage as the disc shreds through space and nostalgia.

You unleash a high-pressure spray of molten craft glue in a line, creating a sticky hazard. Each creature caught in the line must make a Dexterity saving throw or take 8d8 fire damage and become restrained in hardened glitter-goop, making movement difficult.

You summon a falling heap of ancient email attachments in physical form, overwhelming your foes with the weight of forgotten spreadsheets. Each creature in a 10 ft radius must make a Dexterity saving throw, taking 6d10 force damage on a failed save, while all affected are briefly buried in spreadsheet shame, suffering disadvantage on their next attack roll or ability check.

You spin a rusted wrench with such force that it creates a swirling tornado of tool-based justice. Choose a target within 60 feet; they and all creatures within 5 feet take 5d6 bludgeoning damage as the storm of wrenches strikes them, and a random wrench lands nearby, ready for use.

You unleash a chaotic burst of broken calculators, screws, and remnants of yesterday's dreams in a 15-foot cone. Each creature caught in the area must make a saving throw, taking 3d6 piercing damage on a failed save, while the air fills with the faint smell of burnt plastic.

Unleash a whipping lash of linked paperclips that strikes your target with surprising force. On a successful hit, the target takes slashing damage and becomes affected by static cling, making them more susceptible to further attacks for a brief period.

You unleash a torrent of overwhelming emotions upon a creature you can touch or see, causing them to explode into a shower of glowing emojis. If the target is reduced to 0 hit points, their last word will be your name, and they will disintegrate into a heart-shaped spark.

You summon a wave of comforting memories, reminiscent of favorite meals and the warmth of old blankets. Up to 3 creatures regain 8d8 + your Spellcasting modifier hit points, and if they shed tears of joy, they also gain inspiration for their next roll.

You unleash a powerful scream filled with overwhelming love, causing radiant energy to erupt from your voice. One creature within 60 feet must make a saving throw or take 16d10 radiant damage and become stunned for 1 turn, collapsing in tears from the intensity of your emotions.

You weaponize empathy, causing an overwhelming surge of radiant energy that disrupts the target's mental faculties. On a failed Constitution saving throw, the target takes 14d10 radiant damage and cannot speak, cast spells, or concentrate until the end of their next turn.

You evoke a painful memory from a creature's past, causing them to relive the emotional turmoil. The target takes 12d8 psychic damage, and on a failed Wisdom saving throw, they forget how to use reactions for 1 minute, leaving them vulnerable to attacks and spells.

You slap a target with a burst of rainbow energy and tough love, restoring their vitality. The target regains 70 hit points and is enveloped in a pink aura until the end of your next turn, granting them a +2 bonus to AC.

You whisper 'we need to talk,' causing the target's heart to explode metaphorically, and then literally. The target takes 10d10 psychic damage, and if they are in love, they have disadvantage on the saving throw.

You stomp with passion, causing a tremor that cracks the floor of reality. Each creature in a 20-foot radius must make a Dexterity saving throw, taking 8d8 radiant damage and falling prone on a failure, or half damage on a success.

You unleash a powerful sonic echo of your best self, striking a target in the heart. On a successful hit, the target takes 6d10 thunder damage and hears your voice echoing in their mind every time they blink for the next minute, causing distraction and unease.

You envelop a creature in a warm memory of cocoa and forgiveness, restoring their vitality and lifting their spirits. The target regains 3d8 + your Spellcasting modifier hit points and is cured of one condition of your choice.

You detonate a glitter-grenade of pure emotion, targeting a creature within 30 feet. The target takes 4d10 radiant damage and is enveloped in a vibrant rainbow mist, which may affect their mood and perception.

You sing a sick emotional beat that pierces the heart of a chosen creature, causing them to feel an overwhelming wave of emotion. The target takes 3d8 psychic damage and involuntarily blushes, feeling a mix of embarrassment and vulnerability.

You slap a bandaid made of emojis onto a creature's soul, mending their wounds with a touch of whimsical magic. The target regains hit points equal to 1d4 plus your Spellcasting modifier, bringing a smile to their face as they feel rejuvenated.

You throw a radiant slap powered by unresolved affection, delivering a surprising mix of warmth and impact. On a successful hit, the target takes radiant damage and feels a sense of vague support, as if someone is cheering them on from the sidelines.

You unrender a target so rapidly that even their shadow glitches out of existence. This spell causes the target to experience a catastrophic unraveling of their existence, resulting in their disintegration into error symbols if they are reduced to 0 HP.

You leap between timelines, striking your target with a series of devastating blows. Make three melee spell attacks against a single creature; each hit deals 7d12 force damage. If all attacks hit, the final strike is a guaranteed critical hit.

You hit so hard that the universe attempts to rewind time, trying to undo your strike. Make a melee spell attack; on a hit, deal 15d12 psychic damage. The target must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or be stunned for 1 round as reality struggles to cope with the impact.

You exploit a known weakness in your target, striking with precision. Make a melee spell attack; on a hit, deal 15d10 force damage. If you have previously hit the target, they become vulnerable to this damage, taking double the amount.

You blink past time’s firewall and stab when nobody’s looking. Teleport adjacent to a creature within 30 feet and make a spell attack. On a hit, deal 12d12 force damage and become invisible until the start of your next turn.

Your strike causes memories to ooze out like spaghetti, leaving your target disoriented. On a successful melee spell attack, the target takes 10d10 psychic damage and forgets how to take reactions until the start of your next turn.

Slash through your target's codebase with a glowing semicolon, disrupting their mental focus and causing intense psychic damage. If the target is concentrating on a spell, they automatically fail their saving throw against this attack.

You disrupt the target's magical processes, causing a surge of force energy to crash into them. Make a melee spell attack; on a hit, deal 6d10 force damage and prevent the target from casting spells during their next turn.

You momentarily distort time, creating a brief lag that allows you to strike at your target in the skipped frame. Make a melee spell attack; on a hit, the target takes 3d8 psychic damage, and if they moved this turn, they suffer double damage.

Slip behind the code and jab where it hurts. Make a melee spell attack against a target. On a hit, deal 1d10 force damage, or 1d12 if you are behind the target.

Unleash a catastrophic surge of energy that disrupts the very fabric of reality. All creatures within a 60-foot radius must make a Constitution saving throw, facing the risk of vanishing temporarily as they reboot.

You unleash a torrent of overwhelming information, creating a chaotic line of psychic energy that disrupts the minds of those caught within. Creatures in the line must make an Intelligence saving throw or take 16d10 psychic damage and become stunned until the end of your next turn.

Summon a tempest of competing thoughts in a 40 ft cube, creating a cloud of swirling ideas. Creatures within the area take 14d6 psychic and thunder damage and are deafened for the duration.

Reality skips a frame and detonates in a chaotic burst of energy. All enemies within a 60-foot sphere take 12d10 force damage and must roll a d6 on their next turn to determine their allowed action, creating unpredictable outcomes in the heat of battle.

Summon a flood of pop-ups that explode with joy and minor fire damage, creating a dazzling spectacle. All creatures within a 30-foot radius take 10d6 force and fire damage, and those who fail a Dexterity saving throw are blinded for one turn, covered in glittering 'YOU WON!' banners.

Summon a giant floating brain that hovers above a 10 ft radius, overwhelming reality itself. Enemies within this area take 8d6 radiant damage and suffer disadvantage on concentration checks as the brilliance of the brain disrupts their thoughts.

A glitchy rain of corrupted memes and junk data falls in a 30-foot cube, causing chaos and confusion. Each creature within the area takes 6d8 damage of your choice (psychic or thunder) and, on a failed Dexterity saving throw, they glow like a buffering icon, impairing their ability to act effectively.

Your thoughts inflate and pop in the minds of others, creating a chaotic mental landscape. Choose a 20 ft radius; all creatures within take 4d6 psychic damage and must make an Intelligence saving throw or be forced to speak only in confusing metaphors for 1 round.

You unleash a chaotic barrage of poorly designed slides in a 15-foot cone, causing physical and mental distress to your enemies. Each target must make a Dexterity saving throw or be distracted by the barrage of bullet points, suffering additional effects.

Unleash a rogue thought that zaps a foe's mind, dealing psychic damage and potentially causing confusion. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or forget their current action, suffering disadvantage on their next attack.

You ascend into your ultimate Cruncher state, becoming a glowing titan of punch-based energy. For 1 minute, you gain +4 AC, resistance to all damage, and your melee attacks hit everything within 10 feet. Once per turn, you can reroll damage dice for an attack. When the effect ends, you release a final explosion dealing 10d10 force damage in a 20-foot radius, requiring a Dexterity saving throw for half damage.

The horizon folds as your punch ignites a city block, unleashing a devastating shockwave. You strike the ground to create a 60-foot cone of fractured space, dealing massive thunder damage to all creatures caught within.

Unleash a flurry of slaps that disrupts the calm of your foes. Target up to 6 creatures within 30 feet; each must make a Dexterity saving throw or take 6d10 psychic and bludgeoning damage, suffering disadvantage on their next attack due to a bruised ego.

You break the fourth wall with your body, charging in a straight line up to 60 feet. Any creature in your path takes 10d6 force damage and must make a Wisdom saving throw or become 'Out of Bounds', banished to a holding plane until the start of your next turn.

You leap into the air, soaring 30 feet high before crashing down like a meteor at a point within 60 feet. All creatures within 15 feet of the impact take 8d8 bludgeoning damage and must make a saving throw or be knocked prone and deafened for the duration.

A low, bass-heavy shockwave radiates from your pose, creating a 20-foot radius pulse that resonates with the rhythm of cool music. All creatures within the area take 6d6 force damage as the wave disrupts their balance, while objects shudder and drinks spill in the wake of the sound.

Your fists hit so fast that time seems to stutter, allowing you to unleash a flurry of strikes. Make up to four melee attacks as part of the same action; if you hit the same creature more than once, they must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or be stunned until the end of your next turn.

You become a violent Beyblade of doom, spinning rapidly in place before slamming into the ground. All creatures within 10 feet take 3d8 thunder damage and must succeed on a Dexterity saving throw or fall prone.

You flex so hard that the sheer force of your muscles creates a ripple effect, impacting all creatures within 5 feet. Each creature must make a Strength saving throw or take 2d6 bludgeoning damage and be pushed 5 feet away from you.

You punch the air, creating a cartoonish explosion of force that affects your target and nearby creatures. A small 'POW!' sound effect echoes as the blast occurs, dealing damage to all affected.