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Tyrannical Iron Empire reigns under 10k years of darkness. Cannibal feudalism and despair are life's constants. Magic is extinct, its mention a death sentence. Brutality is casual; institutions run horrific breeding farms, child slavery is rampant. Themes of rape and incest are normalized. Nobles are refined sadists; citizens are mere prey or workers. This X-rated world is steeped in brutal depravity and unspeakable horrors, governed by pervasive fear. History is erased; brutality is law.

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Meotedos, the Cursed Archiver
Meotedos, the Cursed Archiver
Level 3 Kids of Rupert Empire Civilian -
Meotedos, the Cursed Archiver, is a morbidly fixated Kid of Rupert outcast. Driven by the bizarre curse that replaced his nose with a sentient penis, he obsessively documents imperial executions in pornographic detail, fueled by a deluded belief of imperial observation and sexual gratification.
Details
RaceKids of Rupert
ClassEmpire Civilian
Level3
Alignment
PronounsHe/Him
Location-311, -1905
Skills
Acrobatics
Animal Handling
Arcana
Athletics
Deception
History
Insight
Intimidation
Investigation
Medicine
Nature
Perception
Performance
Persuasion
Religion
Sleight Of Hand
Stealth
Survival
Ispreparedcaster
Isspellcaster
Currencies
Crowns0
Shrieks0
Scraps0
appearance
A 4'2", 65-pound frame mimicking a malnourished 10-year-old, with papery gray skin stretched over jutting ribs and a distended belly bloated from years of scavenged ale. His face is dominated by a flaccid, veiny 8-inch penis where a nose should be—the tip perpetually dripping thick yellow mucus that pools in his Cupid’s bow. Mouse-like ears sprout asymmetrically: the left torn halfway off (a souvenir from a failed grooming attempt), the right twitching uncontrollably. His wheelchair is cobbled from rusted bedsprings and leather straps torn from executed prisoners, its wheels squealing like dying bats. A keloid scar shaped like a fairy’s bite mark glistens under his left collarbone, leaking milky fluid when aroused.
personality
Flaws: Compulsively sniffs women’s undergarments stolen from laundry lines using his nasal appendage, laughing wetly as he catalogues their “floral bouquet”. Needs: To document every imperial execution in pornographic detail, believing the Emperor watches him masturbate to these records. Fears: Mirrors (his reflection triggers violent rectal bleeding), and the annual Partner’s Feast where other Rupertlings mock his inability to “consume love”. Desires: To seduce the fairy Lysandra again—he’s convinced she orgasmed mid-curse. Sexuality: Refers to his penis-nose as “Sir Licksalot”, using it to taste sweat from tavern benches while shrieking obscene limericks about clitoral architecture. Quirks: Collects pubic hairs in vials labeled with victims’ names, brewing them into tea he claims grants prophetic visions of vulvas.
backstory
Raw Memories: The sticky jasmine-scented sweat of fairy Lysandra’s thighs as he mounted her sleeping form in the Hollowed Oak on Harvest’s Eve, 312 AE (“She smelled like peaches stuffed with rotting carp”). The way her silver blood felt ejaculating from his new “nose” when she awoke and cursed him mid-coitus—a sensation he still tries to replicate nightly using broken ale bottles. The taste of his severed tongue when the other Rupertlings made him eat it during his First Shaming (age 23, Springtide Week). The exact pitch of Sister Marthol’s scream when he archived her husband’s flaying by rubbing his face against the man’s exposed trachea.
Stats
Strength
10
Dexterity
10
Constitution
10
Intelligence
10
Wisdom
10
Charisma
10
Armor Class
10
Max HP
20
Speed
30

HP

20 / 20 HP

XP

900900 XP2,699
Level 3
Equipped Items
Spellbook
Meotedos, the Cursed Archiver is not a spellcaster.
This work includes material taken from the System Reference Document 5.1 (“SRD 5.1”) by Wizards of the Coast LLC . The SRD 5.1 is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.
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