Ebon world illustration - Grimdark theme
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Ebon

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Loony

Tyrannical Iron Empire reigns under 10k years of darkness. Cannibal feudalism and despair are life's constants. Magic is extinct, its mention a death sentence. Brutality is casual; institutions run horrific breeding farms, child slavery is rampant. Themes of rape and incest are normalized. Nobles are refined sadists; citizens are mere prey or workers. This X-rated world is steeped in brutal depravity and unspeakable horrors, governed by pervasive fear. History is erased; brutality is law.

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The Mayonnaise Emporium
The Mayonnaise Emporium
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Coordinates(1215, -1131)
Description

A bizarre shop run by a man obsessed with mayonnaise, selling potent yet utterly useless magic items. The shop is filled with jars of mayonnaise, each labeled with strange incantations that promise incredible effects but deliver nothing of value. The proprietor is rumored to be a Djinn, elusive and uncatchable, while his silent partner, a man sent 400 years ago to investigate him, now merely assists in the shop, exuding an aura of annoyance.

Appearance

The shop is cluttered and chaotic, with shelves overflowing with jars of mayonnaise and odd magical trinkets. The air is thick with the smell of vinegar and spices, and the walls are adorned with bizarre paintings of mayonnaise-related scenes.

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